{"product_id":"petty-betty","title":"Petty Betty","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmells sweet. Holds grudges.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people forgive and forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePetty Betty remembers the date, the time, what you were wearing and exactly what was said and has enough sass to remind everyone she never starts the drama - she just finishes it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe's the queen of the polite smile, the perfectly timed side eye and remembering exactly what you said three years ago word for word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLuckily, unlike Betty, this bar lets things go. It rinses clean, leaves your skins oft and smells sweeter than revenge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause some grudges fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe funny stories? Those are forever. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWARNING: May cause selective memory, Olympic level eye tools and an uncanny ability to remember receipts from 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForgiveness is free. Petty is a lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003eBright lemon, fresh citrus and a whole lot of \"bless your heart.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Disclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. Keep out of reach of children. Store in a cool, dry place between uses to extend the life of your soap. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContains Goat Milk\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease review the ingredient list before use if you have allergies or sensitivities. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNet Wt 2.3 oz (65g) at time of packaging. Because each bar is handmade, weight, color and design may vary slightly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Chuckle \u0026amp; Blush bar is handmade in small batches, making each one unique. Slight variations in color, pattern and design are part of the charm and unique to each batch - because boring isn't our thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping Disclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDuring warm weather, soaps may soften during transit but will return to normal once cooled. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHumor Disclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChuckle \u0026amp; Blush products contain sarcasm, southern sass and questionable life advice. The soap is real. The attitude adjustment is not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chuckle and Blush","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53177725092149,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1010\/1316\/0245\/files\/PettyBetty.png?v=1784433011","url":"https:\/\/chuckleandblush.com\/products\/petty-betty","provider":"Chuckle and Blush","version":"1.0","type":"link"}