Petty Betty

Smells sweet. Holds grudges.

Some people forgive and forget.

Petty Betty remembers the date, the time, what you were wearing and exactly what was said and has enough sass to remind everyone she never starts the drama - she just finishes it. 

She's the queen of the polite smile, the perfectly timed side eye and remembering exactly what you said three years ago word for word.

Luckily, unlike Betty, this bar lets things go. It rinses clean, leaves your skins oft and smells sweeter than revenge.

Because some grudges fade.

The funny stories? Those are forever. 

WARNING: May cause selective memory, Olympic level eye tools and an uncanny ability to remember receipts from 2019.

Forgiveness is free. Petty is a lifestyle.

Scent Notes:
Bright lemon, fresh citrus and a whole lot of "bless your heart."

Product Disclaimer:
For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. Keep out of reach of children. Store in a cool, dry place between uses to extend the life of your soap. 

Contains Goat Milk
Please review the ingredient list before use if you have allergies or sensitivities. 

Net Wt 2.3 oz (65g) at time of packaging. Because each bar is handmade, weight, color and design may vary slightly.

Every Chuckle & Blush bar is handmade in small batches, making each one unique. Slight variations in color, pattern and design are part of the charm and unique to each batch - because boring isn't our thing.

Shipping Disclaimer
During warm weather, soaps may soften during transit but will return to normal once cooled. 

Humor Disclaimer:
Chuckle & Blush products contain sarcasm, southern sass and questionable life advice. The soap is real. The attitude adjustment is not guaranteed.