{"product_id":"not-my-circus","title":"Not My Circus","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmells like peace, quiet and plausible deniability\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome messes are meant to be avoided. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot My Circus is your official permission slip to mind your business, protect your peace and let someone else wrestle the monkeys. Bursting with the sweet, juicy scent of watermelon, this bar is a little reminder that every problem doesn't need your participation. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash your hands of the drama.\u003cbr\u003eLiterally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes the healthiest thing you can say is, \"Sounds like a you problem.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWARNING: Side effects may include ignoring group chats, protecting your peace, saying good luck with that more often and walking away from unnecessary drama with freshly washed hands. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSoap cannot solve other people's problems and neither should you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003eA sweet blend of juicy peach, crisp apple, delicate florals and soft musk\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Disclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. Keep out of reach of children. Store in a cool, dry place between uses to extend the life of your soap. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContains Goat Milk\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease review the ingredient list before use if you have allergies or sensitivities. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNet Wt 2.3 oz (65g) at time of packaging. Because each bar is handmade, weight, color and design may vary slightly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Chuckle \u0026amp; Blush bar is handmade in small batches, making each one unique. Slight variations in color, pattern and design are part of the charm and unique to each batch - because boring isn't our thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping Disclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDuring warm weather, soaps may soften during transit but will return to normal once cooled. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHumor Disclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChuckle \u0026amp; Blush products contain sarcasm, southern sass and questionable life advice. The soap is real. The attitude adjustment is not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chuckle and Blush","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53177650544949,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1010\/1316\/0245\/files\/NotMyCircus.png?v=1784432703","url":"https:\/\/chuckleandblush.com\/products\/not-my-circus","provider":"Chuckle and Blush","version":"1.0","type":"link"}