Not My Circus

Smells like peace, quiet and plausible deniability

Some messes are meant to be avoided. 

Not My Circus is your official permission slip to mind your business, protect your peace and let someone else wrestle the monkeys. Bursting with the sweet, juicy scent of watermelon, this bar is a little reminder that every problem doesn't need your participation. 

Wash your hands of the drama.
Literally.

Because sometimes the healthiest thing you can say is, "Sounds like a you problem."

WARNING: Side effects may include ignoring group chats, protecting your peace, saying good luck with that more often and walking away from unnecessary drama with freshly washed hands. 

Soap cannot solve other people's problems and neither should you.

Scent Notes:
A sweet blend of juicy peach, crisp apple, delicate florals and soft musk

Product Disclaimer:
For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. Keep out of reach of children. Store in a cool, dry place between uses to extend the life of your soap. 

Contains Goat Milk
Please review the ingredient list before use if you have allergies or sensitivities. 

Net Wt 2.3 oz (65g) at time of packaging. Because each bar is handmade, weight, color and design may vary slightly.

Every Chuckle & Blush bar is handmade in small batches, making each one unique. Slight variations in color, pattern and design are part of the charm and unique to each batch - because boring isn't our thing.

Shipping Disclaimer
During warm weather, soaps may soften during transit but will return to normal once cooled. 

Humor Disclaimer:
Chuckle & Blush products contain sarcasm, southern sass and questionable life advice. The soap is real. The attitude adjustment is not guaranteed.