Midlife Crisis

Smells like tropical beaches and poor financial decisions

Who says you need a sports car when you can have a tropical vacation in your shower?

Midlife Crisis is bursting with sunny, tropical vibes that'll have you mentally booking a beach trip you probably shouldn't put on your credit card. Bright, fresh and just the right amount of escapism, this bar lets you pretend your biggest responsibility is deciding between a hammock or a pina colada. 

It's cheaper than a convertible, easier than moving to Florida and smells a whole lot better than buyer's remorse. 

Because if you're gonna have a midlife crisis at least make it smell amazing. 

Warning: Side effects may include browsing beach houses you can't afford, impulsively buying flip flops in January and convincing yourself you absolutely need that vacation.

Soap is considerably less expensive than a red convertible.

Scent Notes:
Bergamot, Pineapple, Lemon, Melon, Coconut, Orange

Product Disclaimer:
For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. Keep out of reach of children. Store in a cool, dry place between uses to extend the life of your soap. 

Contains Goat Milk
Please review the ingredient list before use if you have allergies or sensitivities. 

Net Wt 2.3 oz (65g) at time of packaging. Because each bar is handmade, weight, color and design may vary slightly.

Every Chuckle & Blush bar is handmade in small batches, making each one unique. Slight variations in color, pattern and design are part of the charm and unique to each batch - because boring isn't our thing.

Shipping Disclaimer
During warm weather, soaps may soften during transit but will return to normal once cooled. 

Humor Disclaimer:
Chuckle & Blush products contain sarcasm, southern sass and questionable life advice. The soap is real. The attitude adjustment is not guaranteed.