{"product_id":"kudzu-know-better","title":"Kudzu Know Better","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmells like honeysuckle, Southern summers and lessons you probably won’t learn\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAround here, kudzu grows wherever it damn well pleases — and occasionally, so do we.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKudzu Know Better\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is for every questionable decision you absolutely knew better than to make and went ahead with anyway. Sweet Southern honeysuckle gives this bar the nostalgic scent of warm summer evenings, back roads and vines growing over absolutely everything in their path.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd tucked inside each bar is a natural loofah slice for a little extra scrub when you need to wash away more than just your questionable judgment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou knew better.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou did it anyway.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMight as well smell good afterward.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause knowing better and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edoing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e better are two entirely different skill sets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e May cause sudden confidence in decisions you have absolutely no business making. Side effects may include saying “it’ll be fine,” ignoring perfectly good advice and learning absolutely nothing from previous experience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoap removes dirt. Consequences may require additional products.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet, floral honeysuckle with the nostalgic scent of a Southern summer evening.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Disclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. If irritation occurs, discontinue use. Keep out of reach of children. Store in a cool, dry place between uses to extend the life of your soap.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContains Goat Milk \u0026amp; Natural Loofah\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eContains a natural loofah slice for exfoliation. Please review the ingredient list before use if you have allergies or sensitivities.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNet Wt. 2.3 oz (65g) at time of packaging. Because each bar is handmade, weight, color and design may vary slightly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEvery Chuckle \u0026amp; Blush bar is handmade in small batches, making each one unique. Slight variations in color, pattern and design are part of the charm and unique to each batch — because boring isn’t our thing.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping Disclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDuring warm weather, soaps may soften during transit but will return to normal once cooled.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHumor Disclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChuckle \u0026amp; Blush products contain sarcasm, Southern sass and questionable life advice. The soap is real. Better judgment is not guaranteed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chuckle and Blush","offers":[{"title":"Soap","offer_id":53297787994421,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wax Melts","offer_id":53297788027189,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1010\/1316\/0245\/files\/AF436A3F-4B7D-439E-95DC-F8B88033819B.png?v=1786910761","url":"https:\/\/chuckleandblush.com\/products\/kudzu-know-better","provider":"Chuckle and Blush","version":"1.0","type":"link"}